Liquored & Laquered

How to install: Redneck Security System

HOW TO INSTALL A REDNECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:

1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4) Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim:
I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took pa rt in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
Cooter

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(Not so) Holy Cow!

I am just about speechless on this one... I've seen some BAAAAD tatoos, but this one is, well...
Like I said, I am just about speechless...




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