A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform
the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made contact, "Connie....Connie"
"Is that you, Joe?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course,
then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.
After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night.
I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, Joe you surely must be in Heaven!"
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."
RRM/
5 comments:
Priceless! Thank you for your comment;) And another dollar earned toward the foodbank.
just found both your sights, nice writing on the poetry side and I'll be telling this one tonight
you are sooooooo going to have to increase that font if you wont the blind blonde bat to read it .
that would be me
You silly wabbit!
classic, this post is freaking awesome Oh and thanks for enlarging the font for the blind.
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